Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Only one thing can get done around her
Don't let it slip out again!
I've been missing out
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro