Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Don't let it slip out again!
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
I've been missing out
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I love your ideas, honey