Bend me that way, stretch me this way
Bend me that way, stretch me this way
At least she lets you watch it, loser
Just make sure nobody knows, ok?
Being nice as promised
Perfect and also perfectly perverted
Some memories leave a stretched trace
It's what you'll do, not what you did
You won't hear any complaints, sir!
You could have a girl help you out
This part is scary!
Wanna be grounded or have some fun?